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nagisapizza:

reasons dark lipstick is great

  1. when you kiss ppl, everyone knows u kissed them
  2. u look like a smoking hot vampire
  3. ppl r intimidated by u
  4. u look like a vampire
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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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» The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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chazer:

frilllyknickers:

colorsoftheswim:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.

This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick. 

bang bang

(Source: thelostie)

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

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nbcparksandrec:

Tom Haverford, M.D.

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crocodilepatronus:

WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

(Source: genderqueer-sociopath)

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queenofthebeasties:

koschei-the-ginger:

linnealurks:

roughhewnends:

doctor who wishlist:

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and I want them to not be attracted to the Doctor for a change

classic who 

what you want is more classic who

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nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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